When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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