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So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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And why did you do that?

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Tequila

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(857): So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose. (617): And why did you do that? (857): Tequila http://tfl.nu/gjpj

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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean

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(559): if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean http://tfl.nu/a5l2

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i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.

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(250): i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting. http://tfl.nu/gwdw

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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!

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(03): you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!! http://tfl.nu/e67e

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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night

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(314): Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night http://tfl.nu/67n5

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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.

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I hope you did not try this.

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(404): When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face. (706): I hope you did not try this. http://tfl.nu/9l4w

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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro

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(925): We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro http://tfl.nu/hanl

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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE

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This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.

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(847): I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE (1-847): This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to. http://tfl.nu/xeyh

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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.

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(732): She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot. http://tfl.nu/el8s

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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first

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(312): Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first http://tfl.nu/6e2a

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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college

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(336): Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college http://tfl.nu/8jl4

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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.

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(845): It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair. http://tfl.nu/3qrj

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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.

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(773): There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church. http://tfl.nu/aslp

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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.

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(586): And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile. http://tfl.nu/b369

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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF

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(248): Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF http://tfl.nu/wktu

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