Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.