just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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