McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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