i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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