Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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