maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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