just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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