Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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