who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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