what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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