Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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