Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
