he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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