these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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