'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
This baby is an asshole
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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