gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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