eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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