Whod you bang
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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