windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
