omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize
