have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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