he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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