you have to choose: penises or morals?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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