Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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