he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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