god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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