so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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