I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
someone owes me an orgasm
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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