its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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