Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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