drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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