is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
don't judge my taste in strippers
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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