your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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