i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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