Im at strip club and am horny
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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