who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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