I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk