i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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