Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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