Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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