Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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