hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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