have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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