In the future we'll all be gay
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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