If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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