I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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