Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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