you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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