In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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