half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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