You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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