I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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