Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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