the new term for farting is butt boxing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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