He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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